Fixed hammer touching the bar "go and have a look first"
The plane landed hard in the evening at Maple Leaf Emirates Soil Airport. Outside the airport is a slum that stretches for dozens of kilometers. Curious children are playing in the grass not far from the runway. No one is worried about their safety.
He smelled the smell of cow dung when he took the plane and fixed the hammer. It can be said that it lasted for a long time in his memory. When he was a child, it was once filled with this smell in the poor ravine, but it was not so strong. It was a small mountain village, but it was a national capital.
"Mama ah …" The first thing that the hammer got out of the plane was to sigh "This place is too broken …"
And before he came, he continued to sigh that a tattered jeep was coming head-on, and several dark-skinned gorillas in military uniforms smelled like men.
When they saw Ding Hammer, they first saluted him, and then a gorilla with a little knowledge of common language asked, "Hello, you are … yes …"
"Sun Ding Hammer" Ding Hammer sighed "Who are you?"
"Sir, we have been sent to meet you."
Fixed hammer one leng "to meet me? Did you know I was coming? "
"At noon, someone has informed you of your whereabouts."
Fixed hammer choke a finger to count the whereabouts of this person is probably Mo Hui, so there is nothing to continue to ask. I followed those chimpanzees to the car, while those giants behind him who made everyone afraid to get close to them were rumbling all the way behind the fixed hammer car, behind Bai Fei and ham sausage. They were arranged in another closed car. Compared with their own open jeep, the car smelled bad. I’m afraid … Forget it or not.
Jeep is very slow and seems to have consciously passed through the most prosperous area in the city center, but this place seems to be full of fixed hammers, which is a village temple fair. There is still a slight shortage. It is incredible for fixed hammers not to have processed the road, run around naked with children and urinate everywhere. There are also stalls selling things, most of which are wild animal meat. Next to them, there are scary stalls with corresponding heads, such as monkeys, wild boars, Xiao Ye deer lions, bears, boa constrictors and even openly hanging heads to sell human flesh.
"where that fuck can people live?" The hammer couldn’t help but gasp and mutter, "Is this too backward and fucked up?"
While the military attache sitting in the front seat was surprised by the prosperity here. He looked back at the hammer triumphantly. "What about you, sir?" Have you seen such a prosperous city anywhere else? "
Ding hammer really wants to beat him up on the spot. If this fucking place can be called bustling, does the city center have to be called paradise hello?
"Not bad." Ding hammer said to Bai Fei and ham sausage through his watch, "Don’t express your opinions."
"His mama this can endure? It stinks to death. "Ham growls." What’s JB on the roadside? Shit! Isn’t that a fucking head? Does this place eat people? Can this fucking play happily? "
The hammer coughed twice. "Let’s come and talk business."
"Talk about paralyzing the old lady and adjusting the tank to destroy this!" After talking about the ham sausage, report the coordinates "The transmitter is ready to charge the army!"
"Don’t … I told you I wouldn’t bring you!" Fixed hammer ouch "aunt, don’t be a bad thing, okay?"
At this time, the silent sound appeared in the com with a smile. "Don’t worry, there will be no transfer without your command."
Fixed hammer sighed, "Bai Fei, please calm her down."
Bai Fei, who has been silent, suddenly said, "I agree to destroy this."
"And then what? We are ready to be encircled. Thine? " Fixed hammer sighed. "Calm down and care what they do."
Chatting all the way, Dinghammer decided not to look at the scenery outside. He took himself to the so-called palace by car in silence.
When I arrived at the palace, the hammer was really sighed. This fucking palace is too stylish. The whole brick and wood structure is not to mention that the place next to the gate is stinking and the maggots are surging. The hammer really doesn’t have the courage to look at it and hurriedly follow the military attache into the palace.
In it, Ding Hammer thinks it’s not bad, and it’s probably quite a level of township guest house. Although from time to time, two naked black pearls pop up and secretly glance at Ding Hammer, which makes him feel strange. Of course, he’s not so bad sometimes … This is probably due to the external environment.
Walking along the corridor to the end, there was a big hall with a hammer at the farthest end. After being greeted by the military attache, he found that there was actually a light in it, and a big man was sitting at a table with his back to the hammer. In front of him was Mo Hui.
"Our mayor is here." Mo Hui got up and introduced him to the big fellow, and then said to Ding Hammer, "This is King Lagu of Maple Leaf Emirates."
Ding hammer had already done his homework. After meeting him, the first thing he did was to caress his chest. Then he clapped his hands at the king and put his hands together on his forehead.
The king was particularly happy that a hammer should know their aristocratic manners, but he chattered so loudly that the hammer could not understand him.
"What did he say?"
Bai Fei’s expression is a little ugly. Why are you so tall and powerful and accompanied by two white sows? They are ugly and can be pickled.
The hammer was sprayed out with a mouthful of water. This king’s aesthetic view is really fucking distorted … Bai Fei is also the seventh district flower, but it can be used to talk to the king of other districts and kiss the stunning ham sausage. It is also not beautiful, although it is not as beautiful as Bai Fei, but it is definitely the first echelon. How did the girl get into this sun mouth and become a white sow …
"It’s a pity that the ham didn’t hear this." Ding Hammer shook his head. "Don’t take it to heart. You have seen the national level all the way."
Bai Feinai smiled. "The first time I was commented like this, my heart was really tangled."
"Tell him we’re here to make friends with him."
After the words of Dinghammer were truthfully conveyed, the king suddenly got up, went to Dinghammer and looked at him. Then he pulled out his waist dagger and stabbed Dinghammer with a warning. When it came, the dagger suddenly gave off a bright green light, which was quite powerful.
The hammer sighed and casually punched the king’s belly, that is, the king screamed like a sandbag, rolled back and slid into the wall, and then whined for a while before covering his belly.
The guards around him immediately pulled out their knives and rushed to the hammer, but the king waved his hand to shield the guards and then burst into laughter.
"He said that only true warriors deserve to make friends with him." Bai Fei spread his hand. "Before, he met many people who made friends like Ding Hammer, but they didn’t make friends sincerely but gave him rich land."
"Fuck when always sincerely? Mom "fixed hammer touched a nose" this idiot is so naive "
However, after Bai Fei translated it, it was not like this, which made the king burst into laughter and quickly found someone to send the most delicious barbecue to the hammer …
"Don’t worry …" Dinghammer pointed to the barbecue in front of him. "Ask what meat it is. This thing is not fucking human flesh."
"It’s really human flesh," Mo Hui sighed and said next to Nai. "It’s for guests. It is said that it’s baked by a six-year-old child and can only be enjoyed by a king."
"Can you fucking have fun!" The hammer waved, "Go and give him a taste of our specialty."
Bai Feishi was also sick to the extreme. She said to the king, "Our mayor says that you will always get tired of eating such precious things every day. We have brought you some fresh flavor."
Then the hammer let the military attache move the gift department from the ham sausage, which was guarding the supplies, into the palace, and the king looked at this pile of colorful things and suddenly got a little confused.
Dinghammer naturally knew that he couldn’t eat, and he gave the king a demonstration of the craft and food respectively. Then the king seemed to find something, like a poké mon, and let go of the exaggeration of human flesh and pounced on the pile of Dinghammer to bring special products.
"I really didn’t know there was such a backward country in the world." Ding Hammer looked at the king’s immersed roast chicken. "Is this a planet with us?"
"No way, there are four regions here, but there are 120 countries in these four regions, many of which are more developed than this, but they have all been taken by other forces. We must start from this place." Bai Fei sighed. "It’s really a long experience."
And when the king chewed the chicken wings to stop Mo Hui from grasping, he gave a hammer to popularize the basic situation of this country
At present, this country has a total population of 2.7 million at the entrance of Dora Mountain. Mastering this country means mastering the whole Dora Mountain, and the resources there are enough for the whole construction site to spend hundreds of years recklessly, but what has never been taken by other forces here is because this country is sheltered by God, several foreign invasions have been resisted, and finally, including the third district, they have to give up this dispensable area for them.
"god? What god? There is a feather god in this world. "
"But everyone says so, so I have to believe it. Anyway, let’s stabilize this fool and slowly dig up his secret."
"Mom, if it weren’t for some resources, I would have destroyed this grandson."